The Desert Excursion: 365 days in Iraq - a 24/7 Soldier Medic

Sunday, October 29, 2006

The Joys of Life

It has been a while since my last post and when my mother is asking me what's going on I figure that it is time to write.

The past two weeks have held the usual comings and goings of work over here. Along with that come the ups and downs, including my mood which went from contentment, frustration, depression, and even led to me being quite irate for a while. All of this in the period of two weeks and I honestly didn't have anything good to say on the blog.

Today the writing will make you happy, sad, and possibly disgusted. It will be graphic yet simple and will be true to my goal of the blog: to provide insight into the life of a soldier on deployment in Iraq. Here goes. . .

I can't remember the last time I was sick. I have had allergies plague me daily but nothing has really put me down in a while, that is until this morning.

I woke up bright and early before the sunrise to a foggy, mist ridden sky. It was like all normal mornings except that I was hot, possibly even sweaty. It was quite the awkward feeling and it took me a few minutes to realize that my stomach was being twisted into knots. Most of you know the feeling, it's the one that makes you say, "uh oh". It was too late. I waddled in my pajamas to the bathroom to, um, well, use the toilet I guess I'll say. After ten minutes of torture, I began the slow saunter back to the room so I could go shower and get ready for work; I wasn't sure going to work today was a good idea.

When I met up with the rest of the team I didn't mention my problem immediately because I didn't see any need for concern and I thought I would save the embarrassment, but then I overheard the others. "How are you feeling?" one asked. "I was up all night hovering over the toilet!" he replied. "So was I", said another. "Just what the heck is going on?". Uh oh, sounds like we all ate some bad food. As people slowly showed up to work we realized that one person wasn't coming in, two had been up all night vomiting and I was in my condition. We decided to drive on because we had to mission to accomplish that day.

As we headed out onto the road everyone was weary of what lay ahead, the possibility of getting sick on the road and having to stop. Well as it turned out we had to stop four different times for vomiting and bathroom sessions on the side of the highway. There was nowhere to hide, you just hopped out and let it all go for everyone to see. People who had felt fine that morning were now joining the rest on the side of the roadway. It was quite the sight but we finished the mission and made it home.

When I got back, Chris who had gone out with us the other day came up to ask if I was sick. I found out that he too had been up all night with all of the same symptoms and was cursing the food we must have eaten. Two days past we had stopped at the Sheik's house for lunch and the sheep must have been tainted because it was the only thing we all ate. In total, six out of nine on the team had gotten sick as a result and so we still don't know what tomorrow will bring, except that we won't be going out with everyone sick.

That's the story folks. Take it for what it's worth. People want to know what a soldiers life is like, and sometimes their stories from war will sound just like mine. Living and working with the same people for this long brings out the best in human nature and sometimes it brings out the worst. You see it all and you take what you can from it, then you move on.

Smiles from Iraq and Happy Halloween,

Nick

Monday, October 16, 2006

I Believe They Call It Rain

It rained today. The last time we saw rain here was in April and we hadn't seen a cloud in the sky since. It is actually comforting to see the lightning and feel the thunder; it brings hope that this place is not as desolate as it seems. Although I welcome the rain, I know what inevitably follows. Water plus sand and dirt equals mud, and I'm talking about mud that is thick enough to build walls out of. We trade the hot and dry for the muddy and humid days, I 'm not sure which is better. This is a turning point however, because this means we are hitting the wintery rainy season and we are over halfway home.

I have been having quite a bit of fun lately with one of my new books I ordered, the Iraqi phrasebook. Although it is pre-war written it has many useful phrases in it, however, it is the rest that are a lot of fun. "I want to visit Baghdad, where can I buy a bus ticket?", I say to a little boy in my best Arabic. He laughs and then I come back with another one, "I got hit by a car, my arm is broken!". Although the children are usually confused by what I say, the adults seem to get my humor and amuse me by correcting my horrible pronunciation. Because the book is written in phonetic Arabic you would think that you could just read the guide and pronounciate the words but that is not how it works in this language. If you say just one part of a word wrong, or emphasize the wrong part, it can take on a whole different meaning.

Sean has come down from where he has been up north training the Iraqi army on medical classes. He's only here for a couple days but it's good to see him and he seems to be doing well. He reports that the Iraqi soldiers are actually quite proficient at their jobs, well at least in regards to their medical capabilities and training them has been quite interesting. He should be returning here for the rest of the tour by the end of the month.

Our air conditioner has been on the fritz again lately making plenty of strange and sometimes loud noises. Soon enough though we probably won't need it as the temperatures during the day are slowly dropping as we hit the winter season. Cross you fingers, we don't need it to blow up or start on fire again (kidding about the fire, but it did blow up that one time).

Time to go to work. Valete.

Trudging through time,
Nick

Monday, October 09, 2006

A Close Call and a Pissing Match

Hello everyone,

For some odd reason I am in a good mood at the end of my day here. I just got off of a 13 hour shift and you would think that I would be quite annoyed at this, but surprisingly enough I am quite chipper. I think I have given up hope that the hours may go down and we might see relief, so I just bite the bullet and wait.

Quite funny actually, at the end of our shift we came upon another coalition (US ARMY) vehicle and we immediately recognized it as friendly. We proceeded past it and kept on rolling but they eventually stopped one our trucks and "inquired" into why we were there. I say inquire because many words came out their mouths that I can't write on this blog, apparently we were intruding into their area and they didn't like having us around. After choice words were spat between our trucks we headed back home to end our shift and received a radio transmission on the way. We were told that our entire team was to report to the headquarters.

When we arrived it was clear what the call was about. Basically, HQ had a call that there was a tussle between the two units and a higher up person was pissed that we had come into their area. After explaining that we were ordered to go into the area by command, and telling this individual from the other unit that their soldiers were slacking on the job he was none too pleased. It was a pissing match that we came out on top of. We found out later that this unit had apparently mistaken us for the enemy at first and was going to engage us. It's a good thing they didn't because they would have had a hard time explaining how they engaged three other US military vehicles that clearly didn't pose a threat. Not the brightest bulbs on the tree huh?

In other news, much has happened in the world of Minnesota sports since my last post. The Wild won their first game I believe, the Twins were swept in three games, and I didn't get to see the Vikings game but I heard that it was a close win. Sorry Packers fans, if it's a win your looking for you may be waiting for a while.

Now I am drained, and I'm off to dream of a better place.

Have a great week everyone,
Nick

Monday, October 02, 2006

The Weekend Update

Hello everyone,

After a brief stint back up in Baghdad last week we have been back to business here with our usual routine. Sleep has really been a hard commodity to come by lately, even when I have the time it's a failed attempt. This may have to do with the fact that I haven't had any set hours and so my body can't seem to fall into any rhythm; work when I have to and sleep when I can.

I woke up this morning to my alarm buzzing and not knowing where I was. Have you ever had this happen to you? I had been dreaming about home and apparently I didn't want to be here because it took me at least ten minutes for me to grasp that I was still sitting in Iraq. As you might guess, it left me in a sour mood for the beginning of my day.

The Vikings lost again yesterday, I don't want to talk about it but it may explain my foul mood yesterday while out on mission. On a good note however, the Twins have secured the AL Central Division and have home-field advantage against the Athletics with the first playoff game tonight. Good luck to them.

I bought some books yesterday from Barnes and Noble, finally cashing in on some gift certificates from the years past. They include:

Nonfiction-

Fiction-

I thought I had ordered more than one novel but it seems that I will be doing a lot more reading to learn than entertain. On top of that, I am taking a Latin refresher course online via the Rosetta Stone method and also a class on Orbital Mechanics (Satellites) to try and keep my brain active.

Have a wonderful week everyone,

Nick